Neat Appendix D (Random Denizen of the Evil Outer Planes) Generator

From RFlowers of Dragonsfoot comes this neat online generator for random evil critters from the outer planes.

Mercifully, no psionics, but name and descriptions. Example:

NAME : Karvarus

FREQUENCY : Rare
NO. APPEARING : 1
ARMOR CLASS : -1
MOVE : 6"
HIT DICE : 10 + 3
TREASURE TYPE : Nil
NO. OF ATTACKS : 1
DAMAGE/ATTACK : 4
SPECIAL ATTACKS : Gas discharge, Missile discharge
SPECIAL DEFENSES : None
MAGIC RESISTANCE : 75%
INTELLIGENCE : Low
ALIGNMENT : NE
SIZE : L
PSlONlC ABILITY :
   Attack/Defense Modes :
LEVEL/X.P. VALUE :

This creature has a bipedal torso, roughly rat-like. Its long, narrow body is covered with orangy scaled skin. It has a lion-like tail. The thing has a sweaty odor. Atop the body is a crocodilian head, adorned with spines. Two stalked orange-red eyes bespeckle a wrinkled, seamed visage. It has tiny human-like ears. A trunk-like nose completes the portrait. It attacks with its huge, sucker-like mouth.

I think I used to date her...